Fourth Graders are running the State House

By Grant Bosse on February 25, 2013
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George Carlin had a bit in one of his standup specials on what states put on their license plates, which run the gamut from Idaho’s “Famous Potatoes” to New Hampshire’s “Live Free or Die”. Carlin suspected that somewhere between the two the truth lies, probably a little closer to “Famous Potatoes”.

This week, the New Hampshire House seemed to agree, voting to make the white potato New Hampshire Official State Vegetable.

Sir Francis Drake brought the potato from South America to Europe in 1586, and it took over 100 years for European settlers to bring it back across the pond. Virginia had long claimed to be the first place the potato planted in the United States, until a 4th Grade class from Derry set them straight.

They found evidence showing that the common white potato was first cultivated in the Nutfield, now part of Derry, in 1719. That predates the Virginia claim and forced state officials to concede New Hampshire’s spud supremacy.

The students then convinced their State House delegation to introduce the Potato Bill. On Wednesday, bill sponsors lauded the potato’s historic connection to New Hampshire, and opponents waged a nutritionally-based campaign for broccoli, while the young students sat in the Gallery supposedly learning how a bill becomes a law. No one stood up to argue that the entire exercise was pandering and a complete waste of time. The Potato Bill passed by a vote of 276-75. Regrettably, it was not a Roll Call vote, so we don’t know which 75 Representatives had the courage to say no to this nonsense.

Reaction to the Potato Bill falls into two camps, “Aw, good for those kids” and “What, we’re out of real problems?”

Back in the Dark Age when I was a Cub Scout, I had to learn the State Tree, State Flower, and State Bird, but it seems to have really gotten of hand.

In 2006, students in Harrisville lobbied for the State Fruit. In 2009, we adopted the State Dog. I’d really like someone to explain to my Golden Retriever why the State of New Hampshire considers him a second class citizen.

In 2010, the Legislature spent months debating the State Beverage, which prompted an actual fight between apple growers pushing cider and dairy farmers arguing for milk. We’re up to nine State Songs, and counting. In fact, if you find something catchy that rhymes with granite, you could probably get one added to the list.

I led the fight in 2011 to kill an effort to designate purple as the State Color. Many would suspect it’s because I’m mean and generally no fun at all.

I love that elementary schools take a field trip to the State House. I took part in the YMCA’s “Youth in Government” Program, which takes over the State House and Legislative Office Building for three days every year. But pushing such vanity bills into law is not just a waste of legislative resources. It’s a faulty lesson on the role and function of state government.

The real problem with writing this junk DNA into our laws is that it fuels the unhealthy instinct for State Representatives to believe they can solve everyone’s problems just by introducing a bill.

Your breed of dog, choice of vegetable, or favorite color are not matters on which on which the State of New Hampshire should have an opinion. We’ve cluttered our laws with the State Animal, Amphibian, Insect, Butterfly, Mineral, Gem, Freshwater Fish, Saltwater Game Fish, Sport, and Tartan. Enough.

Granted, these bills are less harmful that what’s coming out of the House Ways and Means Committee this year. But we can’t keep using the State House as a way to pander to one elementary school class a year.

If you really want to give these kids a real lesson, send the Potato Bill to a Study Committee, where lobbyists can fight over it all summer. Bring in back next year as a non-germane amendment to another bill. Then strip the potato language out in Conference Committee. Repeat the process a few times, and finally pass a watered-down House Resolution just before the kids graduate from high school.

That would teach them how things really work at the State House. Or we could elect some grownups.

Grant Bosse is Editor of New Hampshire Watchdog, an independent news site dedicated to New Hampshire public policy.

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5 Comments For This Post So Far

  1. Leon H Rideout
    9:30 am on February 25th, 2013

    I find it funny that you are so critical of the House for being part of a fourth Grade Civics Lesson That you would have wasted a Complete article on the subject.
    Yes The House spent about 15 minutes on this Subject during a session was it wasted NO . Are there more pressing problems Yes !! But if you found this such a waste Why spend the time In your Article??

  2. Grant Bosse
    9:38 am on February 25th, 2013

    Thanks Leon,

    A couple of reasons.

    First, it’s a fun topic, with a visceral split in how people see it. I find that interesting. I’m not elected to anything, and I’m not spending taxpayer money. I’m free to waste time and energy on silly issues. The NH House shouldn’t.

    Second, it keeps happening. The only way to get politicians to stop pandering is to show that at least some people notice. These vanity bills feed into a mindset that government is there to solve everyones’ problems. Civics lessons are fine, but this is an inaccurate civics lesson.

    Thanks again,
    Grant

  3. Rep John A. Burt
    11:41 am on February 25th, 2013

    I was one of those 75 that voted “NO”. Per the Calendar on that Wednesday “Black History Month will be observed during the February 20th session of the House.” And what do we do? We vote in the white potato as New Hampshire Official State Vegetable.

    I was surprised to see 75 no votes to be honest. Very few Reps vote no on these feel good bills. I wish I called for a Roll Call.

    I agree with your statement, “These vanity bills feed into a mindset that government is there to solve everyones’ problems.” I just lost a very good friend on Christmas day and he fought the first day on Iwo Jima Island, WWII. He was part of the greatest generation this country ever saw. Today we are raising the most dependent on our Government generation we have ever seen. God help us.

  4. Soap Box One
    12:52 pm on February 26th, 2013

    I disagree with the assertion that fourth graders are running the State House. Even the average nine-year-old knows you can’t go to the store and buy things with imaginary money.

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